Top 10 things heterosexuals need to know about gay people:
10 – We didn’t invent disco music so stop blaming us.
09 – We’re not sure about Ricky Martin either.
08 – We also didn’t invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
07 – We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.
06 – Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.
05 – We think your mini-vans are sooooo cute!
04 – David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge’s only choice.
03 – If he’s using two or more hair products at any one time — yes, he is.
02 – If she’s won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.
…and,
the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is…
01 – Relax, we don’t want you!